I need some ideas to impress my girl. by the way do chicks like a cuved dick?
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Anonymous2007-04-19 21:09 ID:y7wOex9A
I like a curved dick.
put it in my pooper my pooper be popping.
i gots the black ass checks and the bright pink asshole.
im not a chick yet but in a couple of months i will be.
check me out: http://images.on.nimp.org/members/lolarz/me.jpg
:)
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Anonymous2007-04-19 23:06 ID:eBATzPS+
Chicks do not like a curved dick and you are never going to have sex. You might as well masturbate until your dick falls off, because it's all the action you're ever going to get. Meanwhile, I'll be banging your sister with my straight dick.
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sumarugatu2007-04-19 23:10 ID:iQlSeFJE
would 1962.5 be too many times to masturbate in one day?
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Anonymous2007-04-19 23:11 ID:eBATzPS+
1962.5 is not enough times.
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sumarugatu2007-04-19 23:12 ID:iQlSeFJE
does anyone know a good brand of lubricant then? motor oil doesn't do it for me anymore.
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Anonymous2007-04-19 23:13 ID:eBATzPS+
Try sand.
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sumarugatu2007-04-19 23:16 ID:iQlSeFJE
been there done that, wasn't that great... maybe mud. keep it cooled off. i don't know. has anyone tried the official lubricant of Jenna Jamison?
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Anonymous2007-04-19 23:18 ID:eBATzPS+
...slore juice?
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sumarugatu2007-04-19 23:26 ID:iQlSeFJE
is that what it is called? mud didn't word by the way... i accidentally cut myself with a shard of glass from a Corona bottle... which i ironically shot for fun.