It all started last week when I had some friends over. They decided it would be funny to leave gay porn saved on to my computer. My parents were the first to find it. We had a long, awkward conversation at the dinner table and they didn't believe me when I told them it was my friends who did it. They started to check my computer every once in a while, and they soon started checking my emails. Someone had sent me a fake letter saying something about thanks for subscribing to our fag porn site. My parents had a talk with me about this also. Now they think I am gay and they won't allow me to bring any of my male friends to my house unsupervised. This sucks. What should I do to prove that I'm not gay?
BTW my parents are hardcore catholics. They hate gays.
Obviously you need to find some girl and rape her, that'll prove your heterosexual manliness. Just make sure it's not actually a guy in drag or a transsexual before hand, otherwise I'd say you can kiss your non-gay reputation good bye.
i dunno, get a girlfriend, get normal porn on your computer for them to find, uh... make up some story about how reading the bible turned you UNGAY or some shit - i'm sure they'll love that. what else... make sure you have your spmn filtering gay shit like that for when your parents search your e-mail...
above all, vigrously scrub your computer of it's gay contents. If your friends won't stop "sending" you gay porn, do the same to them and then confess to THEIR parents that "some of the things they were showing me on your computer was making me uncomfortable" and now their parents will think they're gay.
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Anonymous2007-04-17 14:49 ID:eLIg/rGA
just go gay, go with flow man why fight it
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Anonymous2007-04-17 14:50 ID:QtNvdj9m
become an hero
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Anonymous2007-04-17 16:54 ID:nXoNnZWM
Kill many small black children. Take them to your local NAACP chapter and spell out "Niggers suck" on the front lawn with the corpses.
that might prove to work to your advantage, if they think you are only interested in putting it in guys poopers, throw a big girly sleepover with lots of sluts and beer. Your parents will either think "well at least he ain't gonna be having sex" or "well at least he ain't gay"
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Bunnyloaf2007-04-17 18:27 ID:JfsgcP4I
Leave animal porn on your computer. Your parents now won't think you're gay!
But they will think you're into bestiality however...
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You should nut on your hand, smear it on your face like it's a face mask for a skin problem, and walk around the house naked with your cock tucked inbetween your legs but still oozing out jizz from the tip.
Then you're parents would focus this rather than on the whole "Gay" problem. That's what you want isn't it?
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Anonymous2007-04-17 22:40 ID:eURt4GxB
Set up a password on your computer so your parents can't just look at your files anytime they wish.
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theONEandONLY2007-04-17 23:13 ID:3BvF+3vZ
Ooh if thems dont let boys over unsupervised do they let girls?
If so bring a girl over and sex her madly in the room right next to them, THAT'LL SHOW EM!
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Anonymous2007-04-18 2:57 ID:1hN52nBs
Who the fuck cares what your fucking parents think? They're closedminded faggots. If you want to be gay, be gay. If they don't like that, they should have added to Cho's high score.
If your parents hate faggots, they should fucking die. It's just as simple as that.