Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 12:09 ID:GdIm+Aj2
Dear asshole who stole my cell phone:
I hope you die. You had to stand there while I packed up my groceries and chatted happily with the cashier because I'd bought good food---even cheap meat is good when you guy fresh spices to go with it. I"m sure you think that you're somehow entitled to steal anything you can find because somehow you've been wronged. But consider this: this is who I am. You have just deprived me of one of my two methods of communicating with the outside world, and my only method of contacting emergency services. I can feel the blackness sweeping in on me, a depression that a year of war somehow doesn't equal. In war people want to kill you. Evdiently your fellow citizens just want to screw you. I wonder if I were a young guy with muscles, a high-and-tight haircut, and the obvious look of a veteran if you'd have stolen their phone.
I hope you die. I have no way of calling the cops now, or of contacting my physician. That's what you did to me. That phone represented 1/7th of my monthly income and was a necessity. I had it exactly one month. You'll probably pop he sim card and use it to boast to all your shitty friends about the free phone you scored. I paid for that phone, and I hope karma tears you to shreds.
If anybody offers sympathy, I will scream. I want revenge. I want trial by combat. Oh, and by the way, Cub Foods? Tahnks for being so not helpful. There are assholes who steal, and then there are assholes who just shouldn't work with the public. Thanks bunches. I'll take it to corporate if I have to. I hate you.