Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 14:47 ID:DmHma4R+
Today was supposed to be the best day of my life. I invited my girlfriend over to dinner at this fancy Italian restautant where I was finally going to propose to her after our 2 year long relationship. I figured everything was perfect with our relationship except for the fact that she never let me taste the goods. She wanted to wait until we were married and I had a long sexual dryspell lasting since we started dating. I got there early and set up the flowers and candle lit dinner and was awaiting her arrival. I was so nervous I thought I would piss my self. Well...just to be sure that I wouldn't I hurried over to the bathroom and took one last leak and to hopefully get rid of all my nerves.
I stepped into the extravagent marble bathroom with pearly white urinals and saw that there was only one old man at the urinal with his dog on leash. It was obvious he was blind because of the dark black glasses he wore and I assumed that his pet was his seeing eye dog. I cautiously took the urinal next to him because I wasn't too sure if his dog was friendly or not. To my surprise the dog was especially pleased that I took the one closest to him. I've never seen a dog smile before which was kinda creepy and I could have sworn that I've met him before. It was getting kind of awkward now but I thought it wouldn't last long and I had bigger things to think about anyway.
I didn't lean to close to the urinal as I usually do because I figured what was the point? No one would see me anyway. I started to let loose and out of the corner of my eye I could swear that the blind guy was checking out my package. This went on for another 4 seconds until I decided to confront the problem. I actually stopped pissing midstream because of how uncomfortable it was.
"Do you just check out my penis?" I asked. It was a stupid question to ask but I felt I had to ask it.
He merely laughed. "In case you can't tell I'm blind. There's no way I could have done that."
Still a little hesitant I shifted over to a different urinal and started pissing again. The man seemed pertrubed and almost immediately he acted as if though he tripped over his dog and then he flung his arms out and grabbed hold of my penis. Then all in one movement he made it face toward himself and moved it in a circular motion and sprayed it all over his face and he even opened his mouth. I could immediately tell that this was no accident; this guy was a pro, he's done this before.
"I'm so sorry son but thank goodness your penis saved me. I could have really hurt myself" he said.
I really doubted he did that on accident. It all seemed just so surreal that I even went so far as to look around for hidden cameras because I thought I was on Candid Camera. But this seemed even too far for any joke. So I immediately began interrogating him.
"You could have grabbed anything. Why my penis and why did you make it go in a circular motion and even more importatn why the fuck would you open your mouth?" I was really laying it on him.
"I have no idea. It all happened so quickly and my limbs just went flailing. You gotta believe me sonny boy. But thank you for your help though. Don't worry about my face I'll get some towels from the kitchen." It sounded like bullshit but his voice was so reassuring that I actually believed him. He left but before doing so his dog gave me this reassuring look that it wasn't over. They'd be back.
I still had my penis out in the middle of the room and was shaken by the whole experience. I had even more nerves now than when I came in. The only solution to this was to beat off. It was hard to do so because I could have sworn that I could have heard a dog panting just outside the door but I put it aside and just focused. I yanked my shit hard and fast to get it done as quickly as possible; my girlfriend was probably still waiting for me outside. Then at the point of climax the dog and his owner burst through the door and he got on his knees and the dog spun me around by knocking into my leg hard. I knew these guys were pros. I blew my load all over the old guy's mouth and he laughed hysterically.
"You just gave me THE Banana sonny boy!" he said.
"What the fuck is your problem old man." I was more concerned about what he had done than trying to figure out exactly what the fuck a 'Banana' was. In the back of my mind though I could tell immediately what it was. His face was covered in yellow piss and his mouth was full of my creamy white jizzum. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside; just like a banana. He laughed so hard that most of the jizzum fell from his mouth into thick puddles on the floor. The dog immediately went to work and started cleaning it up. He's such a good dog.
I could hear some footsteps coming from outside the bathroom and pushed the old man and his dog behind the door. I had to push with all my strength to get the dog to go with me behind the door. He still wasn't done lapping up the jizz. I didn't want anyone to see the whole scene and thought I could tell the next person that was coming in that it was like that when we got there. However, the next person that came in was my girlfriend in a MEN's bathroom!
I was immediately curious as to what she was doing in this place. She didn't seem to notice all three of us behind the door because she seemed entranced by the jizzum on the floor. She walked towards it and knelt down and put her index finger to it and slipped it into her mouth. She seemed to like the taste. Then she walked over to the urinal and whipped out her monstrous hairy cock out.
"What the FUCK! Is that why you didn't want to have sex? Cuz you have a fuckin cock!!" I was about to faint. She looked so much like a woman though....
She seemed startled to see me. "No you don't understand. I was gonna have the operation and.."
"How the fuck does that make me feel any better! I was gonna fuck a man!" I yelled. I yelled so loud I'm sure the whole restaurant heard. I stormed out of the bathroom and everyone knew I was the one who said it. They gave me disgusted looks. On the way out I threw up on this snotty bitch giving me looks. I felt fuckin sick.
So anyways 4chan who should I kill first my "girlfriend" or that perverted old man? What should I doooooooooooooooo?!?
I stepped into the extravagent marble bathroom with pearly white urinals and saw that there was only one old man at the urinal with his dog on leash. It was obvious he was blind because of the dark black glasses he wore and I assumed that his pet was his seeing eye dog. I cautiously took the urinal next to him because I wasn't too sure if his dog was friendly or not. To my surprise the dog was especially pleased that I took the one closest to him. I've never seen a dog smile before which was kinda creepy and I could have sworn that I've met him before. It was getting kind of awkward now but I thought it wouldn't last long and I had bigger things to think about anyway.
I didn't lean to close to the urinal as I usually do because I figured what was the point? No one would see me anyway. I started to let loose and out of the corner of my eye I could swear that the blind guy was checking out my package. This went on for another 4 seconds until I decided to confront the problem. I actually stopped pissing midstream because of how uncomfortable it was.
"Do you just check out my penis?" I asked. It was a stupid question to ask but I felt I had to ask it.
He merely laughed. "In case you can't tell I'm blind. There's no way I could have done that."
Still a little hesitant I shifted over to a different urinal and started pissing again. The man seemed pertrubed and almost immediately he acted as if though he tripped over his dog and then he flung his arms out and grabbed hold of my penis. Then all in one movement he made it face toward himself and moved it in a circular motion and sprayed it all over his face and he even opened his mouth. I could immediately tell that this was no accident; this guy was a pro, he's done this before.
"I'm so sorry son but thank goodness your penis saved me. I could have really hurt myself" he said.
I really doubted he did that on accident. It all seemed just so surreal that I even went so far as to look around for hidden cameras because I thought I was on Candid Camera. But this seemed even too far for any joke. So I immediately began interrogating him.
"You could have grabbed anything. Why my penis and why did you make it go in a circular motion and even more importatn why the fuck would you open your mouth?" I was really laying it on him.
"I have no idea. It all happened so quickly and my limbs just went flailing. You gotta believe me sonny boy. But thank you for your help though. Don't worry about my face I'll get some towels from the kitchen." It sounded like bullshit but his voice was so reassuring that I actually believed him. He left but before doing so his dog gave me this reassuring look that it wasn't over. They'd be back.
I still had my penis out in the middle of the room and was shaken by the whole experience. I had even more nerves now than when I came in. The only solution to this was to beat off. It was hard to do so because I could have sworn that I could have heard a dog panting just outside the door but I put it aside and just focused. I yanked my shit hard and fast to get it done as quickly as possible; my girlfriend was probably still waiting for me outside. Then at the point of climax the dog and his owner burst through the door and he got on his knees and the dog spun me around by knocking into my leg hard. I knew these guys were pros. I blew my load all over the old guy's mouth and he laughed hysterically.
"You just gave me THE Banana sonny boy!" he said.
"What the fuck is your problem old man." I was more concerned about what he had done than trying to figure out exactly what the fuck a 'Banana' was. In the back of my mind though I could tell immediately what it was. His face was covered in yellow piss and his mouth was full of my creamy white jizzum. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside; just like a banana. He laughed so hard that most of the jizzum fell from his mouth into thick puddles on the floor. The dog immediately went to work and started cleaning it up. He's such a good dog.
I could hear some footsteps coming from outside the bathroom and pushed the old man and his dog behind the door. I had to push with all my strength to get the dog to go with me behind the door. He still wasn't done lapping up the jizz. I didn't want anyone to see the whole scene and thought I could tell the next person that was coming in that it was like that when we got there. However, the next person that came in was my girlfriend in a MEN's bathroom!
I was immediately curious as to what she was doing in this place. She didn't seem to notice all three of us behind the door because she seemed entranced by the jizzum on the floor. She walked towards it and knelt down and put her index finger to it and slipped it into her mouth. She seemed to like the taste. Then she walked over to the urinal and whipped out her monstrous hairy cock out.
"What the FUCK! Is that why you didn't want to have sex? Cuz you have a fuckin cock!!" I was about to faint. She looked so much like a woman though....
She seemed startled to see me. "No you don't understand. I was gonna have the operation and.."
"How the fuck does that make me feel any better! I was gonna fuck a man!" I yelled. I yelled so loud I'm sure the whole restaurant heard. I stormed out of the bathroom and everyone knew I was the one who said it. They gave me disgusted looks. On the way out I threw up on this snotty bitch giving me looks. I felt fuckin sick.
So anyways 4chan who should I kill first my "girlfriend" or that perverted old man? What should I doooooooooooooooo?!?