babys suck

Think about it, if you did what a baby did (bitch all the time, shit yourself, barf on stuff, want want want without giving back), you would be an asshole. They yell in restaurants, movie theators, and shopping malls. So to you, babys, I say fuck off you little assholes.

Now you can say that they don't know any better, but that would make you a fucking moron. Terrorists don't know any better, but they are still pieces of shit. Retards that act like assholes, that don't know any better, are still assholes. The stupid moron that cuts you off doesn't know any better, but he, too, is still an asshole.

So babies... go fuck yourselves.
Thank you.

I EAT BABAS

you can have sex with them... it gets less and less exciting as they grow up but it's still fun.

My dicks too big to fit into most normal women. Why would I fuck a baby unless I wanted to turn it into something that looks like road kill?

Oh, I like to smack my bitches during sex too, so I don't think that would work out with the baby. I have a heavy hand.. and stuff.

>>4 that sounds like the truth

>>5 that doesn't even make for an argument. leave them to grow for like two years and smacking even the face will be ok.

True, but 2 year olds are a bit off topic.

Stick it in the pooper

tell them your dick is a popsicle.

The pooper is smaller then the vagina... are you retarded sir?

Babies make good coals.

>>1
they make perfect politicians tho.

>>1


Spoken like someone far too fucking ugly to ever reproduce

>>1
Awesome, truth

Hey 13... I don't want kids. They cost too much and get in the way of fucking random girls.

If you poke something on a baby's cheek it will turn around to suck on it.

Having poked many things on a baby's face, number 16 is an expert of what babys like to suck on.

>>17 if your dick is as small as >>16 you need a baby to get pleasure.

I never thought you guys would be quick to mock the pedo when every single person who makes it this far in the internets would be diagnosed paedophile automatically from just being here.

Also, my dick is normally sized. I won't pretend it's huge.

>>2
The other, other white meat.

i lol'd

My dick has stretch marks!

On a more serious note... Not everyone is a pedophile. Being attracted to "jailbait" and babys are very different. Generally it has to do with mental capacity... which makes me wonder if having sex with retarded women (of age) is just as bad. What say you?

i say fuck me.