How do you learn to have sex?

So I'm 28 and I've only had sex with 1 woman my entire life.  She refused to see me again after I gave her bad sex cause it was my first time.  And it took like a month to get her in bed.

So what can I do to actually learn the ropes without having to waste all that time to get a girl in bed only to have her run away like that cause I wasn't experienced at this age.. Oh, and I don't want hookers..  can't afford to waste $100 every week or something.

hier ya go http://1www.snyggast.se/ul/5/6143685.jpg

OR you could fuck Lisa.

Not happy with paying $100 a week for a hooker yet you've had sex once and yet you want more but you don't want to pay for it since its wasting money even though to date a grl is much the same thing yet chances are you wont even GET ANY, you're retarded.

sounds like a stupid whore of a bitch you found
or she ran away because you smell real bad or some shit
that is to say, take up birding with your local birding society

Read a manga series called Futari Ecchi.

I'm too old to be reading manga

>>7
never too old for manga

Real Doll, though its probably out of your price range.

>>1 INTERNET

Your abdominal muscles are withered from too many twinkies and fap-sessions

Maybe you need some exercies.  If I were you I'd start shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.

PROTIP: Look out for guys who are up to no good!

>>1
Go to jail, do not pass Go.

Well find the right girl to teach you,like my girl taught me!!!!!!! I'm telling you the right girl is everything....and she cooks.

YOUR DOING IT WRONG

Lisa will teach u

with your peepee.
Duh.
could also ask Lisa's sister for lessons... I'm sure she is pretty hard up for a root
http://www.randomimage.us/23209.html

>>12
yes, or go to jail lots of the inmates (especially the black ones) run private or group 'intrductions' to surprise buttsecks. Free lessons 4tw

Hm, as a serious answer to an almost certainly joking question: cunnilingus. Until you get that facepain you get from smiling for an hour. You can be the most heavy-handed non-romantic jizzbaster available if you are willing to go at it with gusto for 10 minutes and take instruction.