Cha Cha

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: John(72189)
John(72189): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: gasp, a guy
You: PLEASE DON'T ASSFUCK ME
John(72189): Hey how can I help you today?
You: I'LL BE GOOD
You: NOOOOO
You: PLEEEASE
You: I LIKE MY ASS
John(72189): Sure I won't do that
John(72189): No worries mate.
You: :O
You: WTH
John(72189): How can I help you today?
You: um
You: go get me a few whores to fuck
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (go get me a few whores to fuck)
John(72189): K one moment please.
You: what the *cough* is thsi?
You: *this
You: I want a WHORE
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (I want a WHORE)
You: not a russian bride site
You: stop googling
You: and just go get a few of your female co-workers
You: and tape yourselves having a three-some
John(72189): Lol oh no.
You: then send it to me
John(72189): Geeze I couldn't do that.
John(72189): Thats horrible.
You: to you, maybe
You: but for me, it'll be a nice view
John(72189): These russian brides are good.
You: no
You: I hate Russians
John(72189): I suggest you give em a chance.
You: FOR ZE MUZZERLAND
John(72189): Oh
You: I hate everyone but Asians
You: RACISM FTW
John(72189): Ahh no problem
John(72189): I'l find you a nice asian
You: I want some Asian girl cunt
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (I want some Asian girl cunt)
John(72189): There ya go.
You: I don't want brides
You: I want some Asian h00kers who stand on the street corner and wait for a good assfuck
John(72189): Hmm
John(72189): I dont think I can search for that.
John(72189): Not in good faith sir.
You: Why not?
You: It's your job to search what I want
You: Are you saying you want to get fired?
You: Must I call your headquarters or whatever?
John(72189): lol Id get fired if I searched for that last word up there.
You: "Hi, ChaCha mainplace? Get this guy 'John(72189)' fired please."
You: Is that what I gotta do?
John(72189): Ill search for bride if you want.
You: NO
You: I don't wanna get married
You: I just want a good night's sleep
You: with a nice whore
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (with a nice whore)
John(72189): Well as far as I know
John(72189): You don't actually have to mary them
You: ...
John(72189): You just pretend your gonna
You: but they're BRIDES
You: bah
You: I just want a nice night
John(72189): And then when they arrive here you tell em to work for you.
You: with a great girl
You: who knows how to work it
You: if you get what I mean
You: dude, you need to get laid
John(72189): Hmm ill do what I can.
You: you're a tightwad
John(72189): Thats as good as I can do.
You: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
You: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS SHIT?
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS SHIT?)
You: I'M NOT GOING TO A MASTURBATION SITE, YOU FUCKING BASTARD
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (I'M NOT GOING TO A MASTURBATION SITE, YOU FUCKING BASTARD)
You: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?)
You: FUCK THE ABUSIVE LANGUAGE
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (FUCK THE ABUSIVE LANGUAGE)
John(72189): Woops/
John(72189): My apologies
You: ...
You: "apologies"?
You: dude
You: go visit that site yourself
You: and use the tips or whatever there
You: if you can't get laid, that's the next best thing for a loser like you
John(72189): You could just call a russian bride
You: I DON'T WANT A RUSSIAN
John(72189): I got to go man
You: WHILE I'M BANGING HER, SHE'LL BE LIKE "FOR ZE MUZZERLAAAAAND" AND I'LL BE LIKE "STFU BITCH"
You: you pussy
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (you pussy)
You: you gonna leave me hanging?
John(72189): Yeah
You: YOU FUCKING WHORE PUSSY
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (YOU FUCKING WHORE PUSSY)
You: YOU BASTARD
John(72189): I only get paid for 6 minutes.
You: I HATE YOU
John(72189): And what forum do you come from
You: YOU FUCKING PUSSY FAG BASTARD BITCH ASSHOLE
You: forum?
John(72189): Genmay or 4chan
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (YOU FUCKING PUSSY FAG BASTARD BITCH ASSHOLE)
You: I come frm...
You: um...
You: PORNFTWFORUMS
John(72189): cool
You: ...
John(72189): Check out that site.
You: ...
You: FUCK YOU
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (FUCK YOU)
You: FUCK YOU
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (FUCK YOU)
You: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK
You: GO GET FUCKED
John(72189): It will get you through the night hopefully.
John(72189): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK)
John(72189): And no chance for disease.
You: BY A FURRY
John(72189): Cya
You: NO
You: BITCH
John(72189): 4chan it is then
You: ASSHOLE
You: YOU FUCKER
You: I HATE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER
John(72189): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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LOL
>WHILE I'M BANGING HER, SHE'LL BE LIKE "FOR ZE MUZZERLAAAAAND" AND I'LL BE LIKE "STFU BITCH"
>You: I come frm...
You: um...
You: PORNFTWFORUMS

Nerd humour sucks

I lol'd

Ethnic porn on you-tube.

http://youtu.be/ldmxcbwNxcc