I\m realy sad :')

I shit my pants at school once. Plus it was really hot out and I started to sweat. I'm 18 years old and I'm 277lbs so I sweat really easily. Plus my face is greasy and I have man tits. And I wear lame clothes that make me look like a loser. Anyway I was sitting next to this really hot chick when I was trying to squeeze my ass cheeks together to try not to fart. I didn't have the strength to hold it. But it wasn't a fart that came out. It was warm shit butter. And it went all over my briefs. I couldn't move. Every time I went to shift my ass I felt the steaming pile press against my butt flesh. I started to notice a smell right away. I knew for sure the girl next to me did too. I kept eyeing her and I noticed that she was making strange facial expressions, as if she was smelling something bad. When class was over and I stood up, I had the uncomfortable and nerve tensing feeling of shit in my pants. I could swear that when I was walking, some of the shit dripped up my baggy jeans and up my legs. Oh God it just happened last week. I hate myself. Everyone hates me. I smelled like shit through out the entire day. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself.

Copy pasta?

>>2
No :\\\\\\\\() I hate myself.

If it's sympathy you want, GTFO.

Also, you have no one to blame for your actions (and weight problems) but yourself.

>>4
>>5
FUCK YOU YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FAGOT I CANT HELP BEING A FATASS ITS THE GENES GET IT HUH?????????

>>6
Ever tried exercising or eating less? Also, go away, you histrionic loser. No one wants an introverted "woe-is-me"ing person like you around.

>>7
BOO HOO IM MEAN GUY ON INTERNET LAUGHING AT THE FAT KID :'''''''''''''(  GB2/INSECURITY/

Such a naive and stupid troll.

>>9
LOOK WHOSE TALKING!!!!!

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CAPS LOCK AND PISS-POOR GRAMMAR MAKES ME SOUND SO MUCH BETTER! SDFGFSGNJ DJ

lol sage

>>11
WHAT THE FUCKS ARE U TALKING ABOUT I NEVER LEARNT IN SCHOOL BCAUSE OF THE STUPID KIDS SHOVING THERE FINGSR UP MY BUTT  THEY SAD SOMEYHING ABOUT NARUTO AND SENSN GOROSI????

>>12
HOW DARE YOU SAGE MY TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

GB2Newgrounds.

>>15
YES I GOTO NEWGROUSDS SO WHAT ????????  $CHAN IS SO MTCH COLER ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS FAGOT

SAGE

>>18
HAHAHAHAHA ASGE DFOES IN EMALE FELT BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!

copy pasta is COPY PASTED

HAHAAHAHAHA I SHOVED YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!  NOW FEEEL HOW SAAD I AM!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

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This EXACT thing happened to me the other day too.. its alright.

I didnt write a useless "blog" entry about it on 4chan tho...

All I did was fap to it...

Is this a copy pasta?

>>23
your face is a copy pasta

>:(

I copy pasta'd your mom in the pooper last night >>24

bump to make more people read my toppic

pls i need help how do i becomed atractive??? I want to lose virginity but dick is 2 inches???????  i cant see it so im not sure lol

[q]I\m realy sad :') [/q]

FAIL. SAD FACE = :'( NOT )

Aw fuckit. [quote] dijwuar [/quote]
I only got it the other day too, and now I can't remember.

God. DAMMIT.

JOstivcz
lol

Complete. Fucking. Idiot.

can i pound yo snooch?

SAGE