I hate you all

Yep.

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Hey, oog, don't rip off your head!  Don't rip it off you need that!

Well, this is the real Chris Hansen here, and uh...I think this is bullshit. Plain, unadulterated bullshit. It sickens me. I'm sick to my stomach. Tell me, how could someone such as yourself, clearly a lonely man with no sex life at all, insult an intelligent investigative program like this? You are an idiot. An absolute idiot. Oh, by the way...have a seat.

Can anyone direct me to the Raid board?  I'd like to join :D.

Gary Kasparov loses match to a potato
That's right, a potato can play chess now

There is a student at my school who cannot communicate anything beyond what a two week old kitten can share with you. He lives in a perpetual deamstate and requires a fulltime attendent to feed him, wipe the droll from his chin, and keep him from masterbating in the classroom. This student will never write a five paragraph essay but he is expected to test at the same level as every other eighth grade student at my school.

I love Meow Mix, yo. It's tizzight!