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Gf says my penis is too small

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 1:18 ID:TWMkOc3n

So basically last night, me and my girlfriend were at home. and to make a long story short we were gonna have sex for the first time. the thing is when i whipped out my cock she just looked at it like it was pitiful and said it was too msall. hgow do i make it bigger? i mean i need to fix this problem is there like excerises i can too im like really nervous and hses probably going to tell her friends

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 1:21 ID:FcKtLF4I

This is why the muslims kill us.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 2:23 ID:l/76WyIG

how long is it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 2:34 ID:v8tdX+jX

stick in in a vaccume

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 2:39 ID:/ZcSR4VB

Masterbate at least 35 times a day., its a must.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 2:44 ID:tNm+tpzj

You have to be careful. Your gf may not have had sex before, but maybe she has a giant dildo. In that case, you'll never compare... and you should dump her and find some girl whose vagina isn't loose like a wizard's sleeve.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 3:57 ID:/q8zUawG

you dont havea gf

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 4:07 ID:l/76WyIG

>>7
no u

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 5:35 ID:tAkXJqfp

length in inches plz

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 6:09 ID:l/76WyIG

>>9
u fap fap to topic

???

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 12:09 ID:Hz9k9b+k

Cooldude would satisfy her

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 12:17 ID:1YDnx3jN

DESU DESU DESU

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 12:58 ID:hfhTbs4J

>>1
Sorry, but your only choice is to stop being a negro. I'm not sure if this is even possible.

Suicide?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 14:17 ID:7+539LMr

Have a plastic surgeon implant a 12 inch steel rod down there. IS IT TOO SMALL NOW BIATCH?!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 14:19 ID:l/76WyIG

>>13
Negroes may be poor excuses of human beings, but they are pretty well known for their large phalluses. I suspect that >>1 is asian.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 17:20 ID:2cLfEnGy

It's not the size, it's what you do with it. Give her 6 consecutive orgasms and then slap her for ever doubting you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 17:36 ID:fAl+HBS5

>>15
That's just a myth!

[posts copypasta of truth]

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 17:48 ID:vGF6i8Jc

>>16
Take pictures.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 21:17 ID:mJwDdXRw

>>9

3?

Name: harpfest 2007-03-17 22:18 ID:8WaeLh/U

THEN IT IS

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 22:58 ID:BPb81HzR

find a girl who likes balls

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Attach cardboard with a penis drawn on it to your dick.That should add a few FEET

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 0:28 ID:LpeaYj80

or find a girl that like your dick

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 1:00 ID:lZjpwHn+

Do what the internet ads say. I hear they can make you grow by two inches!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 2:13 ID:ry8JptbI

lose some fat and work out you fatty.  I used to think I had a 6 1/4 inch dick, after I lost 120 pounds I had a 7 inch dick where 3/4 of an inch was hidden behind fat.  It also got a bit thicker too for some reason.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 3:26 ID:V1O8VWIh

Stop talking about thick dicks!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 4:03 ID:g91NoySC

THICK DICKS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 4:07 ID:ry8JptbI

FAT COCKS!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 4:18 ID:u3jW4I83

GOOD GIRTH

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 5:03 ID:u3jW4I83

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Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 13:30 ID:ka0jn6p5

DICKS THICK

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 13:55 ID:lZjpwHn+

>>25
"Excuse me sir, but your fat is making it hard to put it in. Could you move it aside please?"

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