my haiku poems

it's my secret shame—
My love for 70's disco?
Not so ironic...

I'm rolling my eyes
At your Brooklyn Heights brownstone.
iPod: Wolfmother

My blue collar job
paid for these 40s, homeboy!
Sunglasses at night

My hipster girlfriend
Like my Silver Jews albums
Japanese Import

I know Atari
She knows only Nintendo
Generation gap

I have a beer gut
How, then, will I catch her eye?
Indie rock haircut

SE-BVEN-TIES.
MY-LOVE-FOR-SE-VEN-TIES-DIS-CO.
Fail.

.. WithouttheBthough.
LESS /B/, LOL



I've been coming to /b/ for far too long. It's starting to show.

gb2 wapan

>>4 Oh yeah, thanks, I forgot that also.
Ahem.

You're a dumb fag;
Go on, just move to Japan.
I hate you alot.

Penis nigger chair
How happy it likes poop fag
Stupid dog licks pube





OWNAGE

MUP DA DOO DIDDA
PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT
MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD