In jail for taking a shit

Fucking outrage, I took a shit, and now I'm in jail.

the law clearly says you cant shit why do you still do it?

I prefer to pretend that the law doesn't apply when I don't agree with it, and then act all fucking outraged when I'm in jail like it's a big surprise.

Why the fuck am I in jail, again!  Fucking can't believe it.

>>3
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THIS    IS       SPARTA!!!!!

STEALING IS BADDDD. DON'T TAKES STUFF WITHOUT ASKING.