My Very First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow

Cows don't have breasts they have udders.

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The American Heritage Dictionary defines breast as such:

breast       (brěst)  Pronunciation Key 
n.  
1.  Either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.
2.  A corresponding organ in other mammals.

Therefore, a cow's breasts are its udders.

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