FF9 Speedrun (Deer Diary sub-thread)

main thread: http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1169462108

objective: to beat FF9 as fast as possible (with 4-5 FAQs from Gamefaqs)
real objective: to get rid of tiresome unfinished business (FF9) and begin a new life

It is now: 9:47 AM here. I WILL BEGIN NOW.

>>7 is >>1 with a proxy, hoping to make it sound as if someone actually cares about you. Your writing style, although terrible, is distinct enough for me to notice. You're not fooling anyone. Also, stop posting in your own thread writing concerned comments to yourself. If I ever saw a histrionic piece of shit like you in real life I'd cut ya real good.