FF9 Speedrun (Deer Diary sub-thread)

main thread: http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1169462108

objective: to beat FF9 as fast as possible (with 4-5 FAQs from Gamefaqs)
real objective: to get rid of tiresome unfinished business (FF9) and begin a new life

It is now: 9:47 AM here. I WILL BEGIN NOW.

Regardless of your gender, sexual orientation, marital status, or legitmacy, you need to go away. Sites such as Bebo or MySpace are better tailored to your needs. Just please stop plaguing 4chan with your idiocy.