Help /lounge, I love my brother

I know he doesn't have a girlfriend.  What next?

Next, become an hero.

Suicide is the answer. If you stick it up his pooper assuming he doesn't prefer women then he'll kill you himself.

Dear /lounge/, A few years ago, my parents slit each others throat while I was eating breakfast.  I know this because after I finished eating, I came up and knocked on their door.  There was no answer, so I opened it.  I saw my brother standing over their dead corpses with a knife, and he told me what happened.  The thing is, he has a girlfriend, but we both want to have sex with each other.  The question I am proposing is this:  Should I go and kill his girlfriend and come home with her dead body and have a necrophiliac threesome with him and his girlfriend?  Or should I just have sex with him all day and night for three weeks?

>>4
kill + threesome = win

YOU HAVE NO CHANGE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.

1.kill
2.threesome
3.win
4.?????
5.profit

>>1
1. Buy handcuffs or rope.
2. Sneak into his bedroom and carefully tie down his arms and legs to either the bed posts or the bed legs so as to not wake him.
3. Gag and blind-fold him.
4. Set-up a video camera, pointing at his bed, set to record.
5. Take off his and your clothes.
6. ???
7. Cum.
8. ??? (involves the internet and videos)
9. Profit.
10. Repeat.

your dads got a pretty big package....why don't you try making love to him instead?

>>9
Not as big as my brothers.  Also, his dead girlfriend has a dick.  The other night while we were fucking, he took off her pants, threw her on me, and then mounted the back of her.  He thrust, forcing her body to thrust.  Eventually, he moaned and threw her off of me, then stuck his cock into my pussy.  After he was done, there was a bunch of cum flowing out and I freaked out.  He said it was OK, but I think it's too late to get any pills, and even then I have no way of getting them.  Please help!

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>>8
i want to see that video

wtf lol