Dear /lounge/, A few years ago, my parents slit each others throat while I was eating breakfast. I know this because after I finished eating, I came up and knocked on their door. There was no answer, so I opened it. I saw my brother standing over their dead corpses with a knife, and he told me what happened. The thing is, he has a girlfriend, but we both want to have sex with each other. The question I am proposing is this: Should I go and kill his girlfriend and come home with her dead body and have a necrophiliac threesome with him and his girlfriend? Or should I just have sex with him all day and night for three weeks?