In public it's because I'm uncomfortable using the urinal, other dudes can peep over that tiny panel and it creeps me out.
In private its because i have really bad aim and a habit of shooting in two directions at once (Don't ask me how).
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Anonymous2007-03-12 3:56 ID:M6vXhYe2
>>7
"In public it's because I'm uncomfortable using the urinal, other dudes can peep over that tiny panel and it creeps me out."
99.99% of men that use public toilets are not there to take sneeky glances at your knob. They're emptying their bladder. Also, if you insist on using an ordinary toilet bowl to pee in, why do you have to sit down? Stand up and piss in it you pansy.
The /b/tards are fat, ugly, stinky, ignorant, unproductive, obsessed with Japan, atheist, wear glasses, and have long hair. Except some skinny /b/tards who are incapable of gaining muscle or weight and one poke will break their fragile weak bones.
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Anonymous2007-03-12 12:19 ID:a9tGft7X
I sit when I pee.
I stand when I shit.
so what wrong with it.
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Anonymous2007-03-12 12:26 ID:U9IWbvJI
i sit when i pee, when i have an erection, usually due to just waking up.
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Anonymous2007-03-12 13:01 ID:/LldaBx9
Sitting makes it SO much easier to clean the toilet.
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Anonymous2007-03-12 14:48 ID:kOtsi5Wm
sometimes when im taking a shit i feel like taking a piss, because i use my abdomen aswell as rectal muscles to create the pressure to squeeze out a turd and this also squeezes my bladder
i just curl my cock round and point it down and squirt off a little, no big deal
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Anonymous2007-03-12 23:36 ID:1MlApi5x
You're sittin' down?
But you're not makin' brown?
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Anonymous2007-03-13 2:28 ID:JPW0OV+e
Turn that frown?
Up-side down?
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Anonymous2007-03-13 3:23 ID:QayTAHZW
I sit when I pee, come and hit me with your bat
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Anonymous2007-03-13 4:48 ID:w4ThuU6u
Sometimes I stand, sometimes I sit. Probably more often stand than sit, and I practically never sit in a railroad bathroom because Amtrak and the commuter railroads don't fucking know how to keep their fucking loos clean!
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Anonymous2007-03-13 11:01 ID:70VjVc9n
if i get up in the middle of the night, i sit. to much effort to stand and aim with my eyes closed