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I can babysit your gerbils

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 3:23 ID:c2IOPIs9

Hi if you want to go on vacation but are worried about your gerbils I will take care of your gerbils I am good with gerbils will feed and exercise your gerbils I will care for them as though they were my own gerbils

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 15:16 ID:p488CsrQ

I don't have gerbils

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 15:28 ID:gy0e2Mzg

And to think, it's covered by medical insurance to have one of them removed. They actually cover you for that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 15:30 ID:BQz3teLC

>>1
Do you... own glass tubes big enough for a gerbil to fit in, yet small enough that you can insert them into your ass?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 15:34 ID:3uF/hjP1

Don't do it. He'll rape you gerbils!

Name: sage 2007-03-03 15:36 ID:BQz3teLC

>>1

if your answer to >>4 is yes, then can i come over to play when you babysit the gerbils?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 15:47 ID:gy0e2Mzg

He'll rape your gerbils! is my new catchphrase.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 15:58 ID:nHCBSXbo

What is catchphrase?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 15:58 ID:nHCBSXbo

What is catchphrase?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 19:07 ID:gy0e2Mzg

>>8
>>9
It's something you randomly shout when in a crowd.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 19:33 ID:c2IOPIs9

Hi to answer everyone's questions I will not rape your gerbils I love gerbils and won't harm gerbils I want gerbils to have an enjoyable stay in my home

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 20:30 ID:gy0e2Mzg

>>11
In my "home," he says.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 21:52 ID:BQz3teLC

>>12
he meant to say "ass"

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