I'm friends with some betweenagers (10-13) who play in the road outside my house, I didn't actively attempt to become friends with them or anything I just occasionally talk to them. I've gotten to know them and I was invited to a BBQ and afterwards they came to my house and I gave them some beer and they became all drunk. Strangely enough drunk betweenagers are a lot less lame than non-drunk betweenagers so I now provide them with alcohol on a regular basis.
Discuss.
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Anonymous2007-03-01 6:53 ID:XPl871sJ
You should give them some really strong beer and then stick it in their poopers.
Just wait until they tell their daddies that they like beer, and where they got it from. They'll all be over at your house the next day. Which will be great if you're gay.
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Anonymous2007-03-01 15:17 ID:j+HJbpka
Get them real drunk, like even more shitfaced than usual.
1)Throw them in bed.
2)Rape.
3)Clean up.
4)Repear.
Agreed. It's the price of drinking at a young age.
"Takin' it out in trade." as they say.
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Anonymous2007-03-01 19:52 ID:XPl871sJ
If I had the apartment to myself I would totally do this whenever the tweens ask me to buy them some beer...
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Anonymous2007-03-01 19:53 ID:XPl871sJ
The getting them drunk and pooper-sticking thing I mean.
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Anonymous2007-03-01 21:08 ID:vnfaqr2G
I'm not going to rape them for 2 reasons.
1: I'm not evil.
2: I don't want to be sentenced to 8 consecutive life sentences without parole.
Though this one time I did sleep with this girl. Nothing sexual, she just snuggled up to me and we went to sleep. That can't be illegal or make me a pedo.
>>16
Well if anyone under 16 can claim a person molested them without evidence then everyone's guilty, I admit we slept together and if I caused any harm then I would gladly face prosecution in order to restore the mental health of the person I unknowingly hurt.
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Anonymous2007-03-02 10:59 ID:JxQWPHqv
whats worse than raping children is turning up the opportunity to
Actually "Wanna fuck?" is the new consensual sex. You always regret sex while drunk because either it was bad and you remember, or you can't rememeber and you might have missed a good one.
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Anonymous2007-03-03 15:59 ID:UX5M/j2O
I just do it for the pay.
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Anonymous2007-03-03 16:37 ID:wpVy/0fv
TOTSE.COM PWNS THIS SHIT LOLOLOLOLORADLSGKALDSA
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Anonymous2007-03-03 16:39 ID:UX5M/j2O
Tell me about the stories you write.
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Anonymous2007-03-03 19:02 ID:JVapB6uf
>>31
ok, they start out where I'm going over to her house and when I knock on the door she opens it and she's wearing... well, you know...
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Anonymous2007-03-03 22:21 ID:3gc20xRJ
A fursuit
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Anonymous2007-03-04 16:50 ID:PKPu6dY6
so I pull out my glock and put a bullet through her cranial ocular cavity which, the hole caused by, in a few moments aids my cock's penetration
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Anonymous2007-03-04 17:02 ID:yUOUqvic
Which is?
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Anonymous2007-03-04 20:19 ID:0M94GtwR
Can't you make friends of your own age, you creepy fuck?
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Anonymous2007-03-04 23:47 ID:PKPu6dY6
>>36
lol he didn't
"I didn't actively attempt to become friends with them or anything I just occasionally talk to them."
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Anonymous2007-03-05 9:39 ID:QorBfPPg
And then started occasionally inviting them to his house for beer... the 10-13 year olds, that is.
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Anonymous2007-03-05 12:36 ID:Q/IrLBrh
>>38
Well if that wasn't unusual he wouldn't be discussing it would he.
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Anonymous2007-03-05 13:07 ID:Hb8dBxhg
You guys and your Jesus juice...
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Anonymous2007-03-05 20:25 ID:Q/IrLBrh
mmh beer
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Anonymous2007-03-06 10:30 ID:0XgPcZKm
wat is jesus juice
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Anonymous2007-03-06 10:42 ID:IaLTNjUJ
Look at all the same person posts.
This thread is a JOKE.
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Anonymous2007-03-06 12:02 ID:WYCCftt4
Really? There goes using THIS thread in my upcoming thesis.
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Anonymous2007-03-06 13:47 ID:KVJjgCr+
Why the fuck hasnt anyone commented on the word 'betweenagers'?
what a retarded name