OMG, my mom just jerked me off

I was in my room masturbating to porn, then my mom knock on my door. I quickly turned my monitor screen off, and covered my dick with my shirt. My mom came in and started asking me some shit, then she started looking at my crotch. I guess she noticed my boner and my pants part way down. She said "What are you doing on here?" and turned my screen back on before I could do anything. She saw all the porn sites in firefox tabs and girls eating each other and little thumbnails of girls sucking dicks and everything. I tried to tell her it was popups or some shit, but she didnt buy it.

But NOTHING could prepare me for what happened next, she said "its natural to masturbate you know, I'm not mad." I was like "oh good" at first but THEN she says "Do you need help?" I was like WTF then she reached down and grabbed my dick and started stroking it!! I didnt know what to do I was in shock but i got even harder it felt to good. She kept going up and down, I was getting really hard and ready to climax, until finally BOOM the microphone explodes, shattering the molds, either drop tha hits like de la O or get tha fuck off tha commode. Wit tha sure shot, sure ta make tha bodies drop Drop an don't copy yo, don't call this a co-op. Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' tha thirst of tha power dons, That five sided fist-a-gon tha rotten sore on tha face of mother earth gets bigger, tha triggers cold empty ya purse. Rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells They rally round tha family! With a pocket full of shells

Chicken Noodle Soup.

HEY! stop writing rap lyrics. Get to the point where you stick it in her pooper.

is ur mum hawt?

This is a story all about how
Kirt's life got flipped-turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In SOMEWHERE I DON'T KNOW born and raised
In the drughouse was where he spent most of his days
Shootin' up, smokin', relaxin' all cool
And all postin' on 420 outside of the school
When a couple of vans who were up for a bust
Startin' troublin' him for his childrenlust
He got in one lil van and my mom got laced
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Hal's place'

>>1

Now the Rage Against the Machine left turn there at the end was a pleasant suprise.

Good job!

Can I do
your
mom?

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HAHAHA!  I just got finished watching the prince of bel-air!

>>1
You mad?