Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 2:22 ID:zjG3W92K
Roy Sucksmyass, convicted weeaboo, said today after seeing Jesus of Nazareth's alleged coffin, that he was "absolutely certain" that Anne Frank was the reincarnation of Jesus. The diarist and Holocaust victim died before her sixteenth birthday, and Jesus is also said to have died young. (So did Anna Nicole Smith and Marilyn Monroe and Mata Hari, but who's counting?)
Sucksmyass made the announcement in front of the Annefrankhuis in Amsterdam at, like, 3 in the morning, after indulging himself in two beers and a toke and, oh yeah, a genuine Red Light district screw with a 23-year-old puta. He was immediately pelted with eggs. He is a weeaboo because he grew up watching crappy second-rate anime and eating sushi with chopsticks.
Sucksmyass has founded a religion to mark his "discovery". He calls it the Annefrankist religion, or the Frankist Church for short. Its symbol is the plaid cover of the original diary, the image of which is to be mounted in all Frankist chapels under a picture of Anne Frank.
Any comments?
oh yeah. i made this up. w00t.... but who knows, it could happen
Sucksmyass made the announcement in front of the Annefrankhuis in Amsterdam at, like, 3 in the morning, after indulging himself in two beers and a toke and, oh yeah, a genuine Red Light district screw with a 23-year-old puta. He was immediately pelted with eggs. He is a weeaboo because he grew up watching crappy second-rate anime and eating sushi with chopsticks.
Sucksmyass has founded a religion to mark his "discovery". He calls it the Annefrankist religion, or the Frankist Church for short. Its symbol is the plaid cover of the original diary, the image of which is to be mounted in all Frankist chapels under a picture of Anne Frank.
Any comments?
oh yeah. i made this up. w00t.... but who knows, it could happen