Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon.

Pages: 1-

HELP I tried to have sex with my..

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 0:26 ID:IoEujgxn

I was having sex with my vaccum cleaner hose just sticking my dick in like I always do but I accidently cut my ballsack open with it, the edge of the nozzle and it kept sucking and my sack busted open. I cant go to the doctor it will be so embarrasing what should I do??? I am holding my sack together and my balls are coming oput there is blood i am typing with one hand ADVICE NEEDED

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 0:28 ID:KwykMcWs

bandaids

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 1:46 ID:v8IdBfcH

floss and bandaids

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 1:49 ID:gETaJphg

tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 1:53 ID:Rez6w1Rt

>>1

cut your cock off and go drag

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 1:53 ID:YbbRJYrG

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 1:54 ID:gETaJphg

Your dick can fit into the vacuum cleaner hose?

lol!

Tiny penis is tiny!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 1:56 ID:v8IdBfcH

>>7
I don't know what's worse: actually having a tiny penis, or having a TINY VACUUM CLEANER.

holy shit man

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 3:58 ID:Yahqud43

Having a tiny vacuum cleaner would really suck..

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 5:56 ID:ENtrKFaE

Next time start with a dust buster, and work your way UPTO vacuum.  God, everyone thinks there a pro.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-26 10:55 ID:5InPsQsM

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

I bet (and hope) the OP Bel Airs it anytime soon, though, because I don't think anyone deserves a fate like what was just described.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 0:24 ID:tPToPrjR

>>9
>>10
i c wut u 2 did thar

By the way, dust busters are good ways to chop your dick off since the fans are very close to the opening.

But of course you already knew that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 3:38 ID:cXtBpPUk

Pop your balls out the hole. Go show people on the street.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 17:54 ID:S8xYwDH5

staple it down...

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 18:04 ID:s104rMm1

... venomous spider.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 18:04 ID:Opy0QJ+k

NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM! NEWGROUNDS.COM!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 18:48 ID:s104rMm1

... comic book collection.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 19:19 ID:S8xYwDH5

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 19:44 ID:tPToPrjR

>>17
I've done that

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 20:04 ID:Opy0QJ+k

Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.
Yes, read between the lines.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-19 18:07 ID:Nv5CQs0R

... five year old daughter.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-19 22:28 ID:tpAg/d8/

>>21
But failed? Don't worry, she'll grow to like it eventually.
Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List
All trademarks and copyrights on this site are owned by their respective parties. All comments and posts are the responsibility of their own posters.
- Tinychan + 2ch Mode -