standing up after pinching loaf

After taking a dump, there's an awkward period of time following where I don't feel like sitting down for a while.  My hole is still stressed, and I'd like to be less aware of feeling it before sitting on it.  So if I find myself in a room with people, there I am standing up.  Why don't a I sit, they might wonder.

It's easier to just lie in bed for a while.  I sure do like lying in bed.

test

you are gay.

It's just your lower intestines bulging out from all the buttsecks. Push that stuff back up in there and you can sit again.