in love with an anime character

ive been a big anime fan ever seice i have been small . most people say i am defined by anime . when i was about 13 i fell for the character shinobu maehara from love hina and i still think about her constantly. problem is last friday i turned 18. shes not real but i dont know what to do she is too young for me and also she is not real. ever seice i read and watched love hina i have never been attracted to real women. help me 4 channel!!!

1# Find child
2# adopt it and dye her hair blue and get the right haircut
3# ?????????
4# Profit!

A shotgun solves all problems.

1# Find a loaded .357 Magnum
2# Pull back the hammer, aim the gun at your head, & then squeeze the trigger.
3# ?????????
4# Profit!