This is a story all about how
Kirt's life got flipped-turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In SOMEWHERE I DON'T KNOW born and raised
In the drughouse was where he spent most of his days
Shootin' up, smokin', relaxin' all cool
And all postin' on 420 outside of the school
When a couple of vans who were up for a bust
Startin' troublin' him for his childrenlust
He got in one lil van and my mom got laced
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Hal's place'