Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 20:50
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Owe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Owe Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son -- Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced four children named Dipp Schitt, Holy Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Givva Schitt.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock, and since her kids were living with her she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dipp Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition named Chikkin Schitt.
Two of Noe's four children, Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens had four children named Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, and Bull. Bull left home to tour the world and returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
Family history as recorded by Crok O. Schitt
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Owe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Owe Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son -- Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced four children named Dipp Schitt, Holy Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Givva Schitt.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock, and since her kids were living with her she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dipp Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition named Chikkin Schitt.
Two of Noe's four children, Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens had four children named Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, and Bull. Bull left home to tour the world and returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
Family history as recorded by Crok O. Schitt