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Valentines Day, so What Are you doing?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 22:51

Well its Febuary 14th here in UK(very early tho lol)

whats everyone doing for Valentines day

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 22:56

going to class and being oh so lonely :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:03

im going to make hot sey love to myself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:11

sexy*

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:12

im going to write me my own valentine card

Name: JT 2007-02-13 23:23

I'm bring sexy back.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:24

Im going to masterbate to some porno online.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:26

Im going to put my right hand on my very hard shaft, and stroke for months

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:26

Pull out my tommy gun and massacre some mobsters.

Happy St Valentines Day ...XD!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:27

Im going to cum all over myself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:28

I'm giving my girlfriend a present.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:30

Im going to take my extremly long penis and stick it in my ass.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:31

Im going to make myself a nice candle light supper. Then im going to go  relax on the couch, turn on the TV watch some porn and make some sex happen xD

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:32

Im going to go rape children after they get out of school. Rofllaughlol.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:33

im going to try and give myself Head.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:34

Im going to go buy a fresh cucumber.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:34

>>16
OH YEA, WELL IM GOING TO BUY TWO ORANGES AND A BANNANA

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:37

im going to wrap myself in cerane wrap.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 23:38

Im going to be rite her on 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 1:16

I'm going to watch my favorite flash porn and give my vagina the tender loving it needs.

The first Valentine's Day I shared with my boyfriend, he scared soomeone on his dorm floor by being honest with them. Bob asked him what he was doing, and my boyfriend replied that he was off to molest his girlfriend. Then he walked all the way to my room with a smug smile on his face, told me the story, and then I wished there was a way to get the expression on Bob's face on film. That was the best Valentine's Day gift ever.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 7:55

>>17
OH LAWDY. DAT SUM FRUIT SALAD!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 8:16

I had a great dinner with my girlfriend, exchanged some gifts, and we went on a long walk, talking the whole way. Y'all are missing out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 8:23

work, study, maybe get high on some drug to make my existance worth it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 8:35

>>22
Yea. next valentines day im not going to hesitate..  Im going to jump out from the bush's and ambush the fuck! out of you both with a Chainsaw!!  ZING ZING!!!!

Then im going to rape your corps and literally skul fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 8:39

I spent today with some tissue paper and my left hand.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 8:42

I spent my Day, Raping God from Behind as he squuueled like a little woman. Fucking bitch..

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 8:48

>>25
an i join you.. thanks :*)

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 8:48

FUCKING "C" BUTTON ISNT WORKING, I HATE YOU

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 9:01

i am currently nursing a minor headache. i feel so fucking ILL RIGHT NOW. and i dont care what fucking lame holiday it is.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 9:10

>>29
Go masterbate, that should relieve your headache

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 11:44

>>30
way too much fuckin effort

Name: St. Valentine 2007-02-14 12:03

I INVENTED VALENTINE'S DAY. I'M GLAD YOU ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN ON THE DAY NAMED AFTER ME.

Name: St. Valentine 2007-02-14 12:04

I AM THE PERSON THAT THEY BASED ANIME OFF OF.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 13:13

Nothing. I'm single, and I don't much care for Valentine's.
I might if I was in a relationship, but it's pretty much a couples' holiday.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 13:48

>>20
my boyfriend replied that he was off to molest his girlfriend
What a romantic!

That was the best Valentine's Day gift ever.
Oh, and here I thought you were something other than a whore :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 13:53

English bastard, you beat me to making a Valentine's thread.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 17:50

w5e

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 18:17

>>37

GO SLIT YOUR WRISTS, EMO KID

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 18:36

Actually, we don't have Valentine's here :D it's my sister's 18th birthday.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 18:45

>>39

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 19:02

>>40
mmmf

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-14 19:08

>>40
He must not forget to videotape it or take pictures and then show us!

Name: Joe 2007-02-14 19:28

Im having sex with a dog.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 4:12

>>43
Now that Valentine's Day is over, tell us, how did it go? Right now most guys are probably regretting that they slept with the bitch they did.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 5:17

I was too tired to even bother jerking.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-15 6:22

>>35

I believe you just created a tl;dr version of my post.

>>40

Buttsechs?
I'm reminded of the "SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK" flash. Brosis, I think it's original name was. Brother gets to screw his sisters for his birthday.

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