Only in America

ONLY IN AMERICA
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.

Hi I'm >>10 and when I can't come up with reasons for a rebuttal I stoop so low as to calling someone an idiot and yet further refuse to explain why so such as in reasons 2 and then later 7-10. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about and when I get my ass handed to me because I make stupid dumb shit remarks I get mad! I hope someone somewhere can teach me to think before I speak but that can't happen anytime soon until I'm able to chew and swallow at the same time. Until then I sure hope people can find it in their hearts to not knock my ass out whenever I open my mouth and a stream of shit comes flying out.

Okay you got me on the 1st reason and I'll admit that. I didn't take 3rd parties into consideration. So go ahead and get in your celebratory masterbation act in and then sit down while I explain to you why you the Mods should delete your post because anyone reading it is surely going to drop 10 IQ points.

Reason 2: Didn't think up of shit because I'm right so I'm supposed to shove a stick up my ass? I'll argue against your logic when there is actually some sense in your arguement.

Reason 3: Having the expensive medical products in the back so there is a near zero chance of them getting stolen ISN'T ANY reason at ALL to have them in the back. OH NO! Companies would much rather have a customer stroll through a store and buy a 5 dollar shampoo bottle than protect the thousands of dollars of medicine in the back. You have a point and I have a point but my point is more economically sound and something a guy running a business might think about. Something you will never have to worry about when your flipping burgers and trying DESPERATELY to get that half retarded girl who works with you to sleep with you.

Reason 4: Your opinion only and my "people drink what they like" saying is better. You're wrong.

Reason 5: I'm a moron for not putting together that just because a door is open that means that the store automaically is placing trust in the consumer? Everyone is trying to fuck everyone over open your fucking eyes. Companies fuck people with prices and banks fuck people with their money there isn't any trust involved. In your rationale that could be applied to any store because they too have their doors open and yet have security cameras watching them. So in essence they too are "inviting them in with one hand and telling them they don't trust them with the other." That tumor in your head is seriously impairing your thinking but I expect that to be gone once you save enough money from pimping out your mother and sister.

Reason 6: SHOW me one person who does that! SHOW me please!! If anything a car is the first thing to go in the garage and the only person to think to be a 100 dollar lawnmower and some fucking boxes instead of a 5 - 30 thousand car is a fucking idiot. The only person they should blame then is themselves for acting as an idiot but the majority of people don't do this. You are not in the majority because you are in inbreed piece of shit whose car probably costs as much as the 100 dollar lawnmower. Again your logic is anything but.

Reasons 7 - 11: I'm not gonna bothering arguing against because you are such an idiot that you failed to complete your thought. This basically sums it up: "You should know what it means and if you don't you're an idiot." Which basically translates to "I don't agree with your argument but seeing as I lost half my brain in that 'put a firecracker in my mouth and see what happens' accident, I don't know how to argue against that. I know! If I make you think that I know what I'm talking about you will feel bad for not knowing!" Listen either know what you're talking about or shut the fuck up and don't go around calling people idiots when you just proved to me that half your brain did indeed detiorate when your mother smoked crack when she had you.