Do they get a jumbo sized grave or do they have to cut them into smaller pieces so they fit in the coffin
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Anonymous2007-02-09 8:57
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Fat people implode once they die. Kinda like deflated balloons, but on a massive scale.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 9:06
Note to self: do not browse 4chan before dinner time.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 9:31
theres no such thing as fat people, lawlz.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 9:57
Fat people never die, eating babies keeps them alive for centuries.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 14:21
Actually once they get fat enough, they are called into the deep sea, and they go live there eating sharks, baby whales, and wrestling krakens and giant squids and stuff.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 14:49
Every 100 years Cthulu comes and eats some of the very fattest of these deep sea fatties. This satisfies him and is the only reason humanity has survived this long.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 15:59
You people aren't thinking like a business man! Haven't you ever seen the prices for coffins? They charge based on square feet, so dead fat people make them very happy :)
It's like that old joke: How do you tell if the person buried in a grave was American?
Look at the amount of land they needed to reserve for their dead fat ass!