Obese man, "PROUD fat@ss"

http://www.fantasyfeeder.com/cms/forum/viewthread.php?forum_id=1&thread_id=2685

This is fucked up on so many levels.

I have a feeling that is a purely American fetish.

I saw a documentary on that one. Fat girls and their feeders. I also saw a mention of it in another documentary about fucked up shit, in which they had fat doods too. It's.. sick.

Fucking sick.

HELP /b/ WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

I was making paper craft from /po/ in my boxers while watching porn. When I spilt my nameless craft brand glue down my front and all over the seat of my boxers. Some of it got on my dick and now my foreskin and urethra are burning like fucking crazy and I'm in fucking agony. I don't know how much went into my urethra but It's fucking awful.

What the shit do I do? Can I piss it out? It feels like it's on fucking fire or something.
Also in b4 memes.

That's basic white glue is it?  Water soluable, so you'll be OK eventually.  If it dries though, it'll act as a plug and you might have a urine burstage somewhere in the pipeline which can be very very bad.