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Post your life story.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-07 6:42

I will read it!!!1

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-07 6:43

I'm very lonely.
So lonely.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-07 6:44

K. Well,, I guess the story begins when i was a sperm.. i was first to get to the egg.. then i was concieved. At the age of 10 i like to light things on fire. by the age 22 i still light things on fire. The end

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-07 6:45

answer me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-07 6:46

dont worry jesus still loves you

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-07 6:46

msn now

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-07 6:48

>>2
Are you male and homosexual? I can arrange something for us... ;)

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-07 6:48

answer me or i go to bed. I dont know when i will be able to get back online again :\

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-07 6:49

Becuase my computer has massive aids.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-07 7:00

well its your fault for not using protection from aids

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-07 8:42

>>7 is really serious. I've met him for gay sex.

Name: BATMAN 2007-02-07 13:55

I was born in a wealthy Family in Gotham,
when I was eight, my parents were killed
by a street thug, therefore I wanted revenge,

I ran away from home and got my ninja training,
under Ras al-goul, I came back to gotham,
to get my revenge under the mask of my greatest
fear, THE BAT, thus I became BATMAN,
I prawl through the night seeking my revenge
against all those who opress the weak and the innocent.
always feeling unsatisfied with my revenge.

It is the sad truth of my life,
It is my curse, It is my truth.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-08 22:57

>>1
I will post my life story. Not in this thread, not now, but probably within the next 6 month, on lounge in the "Deer Diary" thread. Stay tuned.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-08 23:15

MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN MADE OF FURIOUS FIGHTING,SO I ASK.

SHOW MY FISTS OF FURY

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-08 23:17

SOMEONE IS MAD

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-08 23:17

>>13
I hate you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-08 23:26

>>15

MY FISTS ARE MAD WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 0:58

>>16
y? :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 1:03

I Never seen it get like this. why the hate

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 1:44

>>18
You're histrionic. 'Nuff said.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 3:18

>>20
You keep using this word. Maybe I am. I give it to you, when I read LJ or chanchan camwhore entries I often catch myself thinking: " You fucking attention whores. Can't you just keep your need for attention to yourselves and don't post about it, like everyone else, like me? I hate you, I hate this world, as a kid I never received the healthy amount of attention and loving needed to become a healthy, independent, caring person, but I don't whine about it. I suck it down, like everyone else. Fuck you attention whores. Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Fuck you for not being ashamed of obviously and desperately seeking attention online, which is probably though the mentally healthy thing to do."

Now I do it too. It's the healthy thing to do. In a small journal, on lounge. Compensation for all the years I didn't yap and whine. Compensation for the years I thought that sucking it down and keeping it to yourself is the aristocratic and proud thing to do. I was wrong. I feel relieved when I write. If people reply, good, because I can always use input. If not, fine. I'm human. I need to vent. "Sue me", is what a typical LJ whore would say. Sue me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 3:44

>>21
Venting is good. Like you said, it kinda fucks you up if you keep it all in.

You can end up as one of 3 types of men when you grow up.

1. The angry son of a bitch wife beater who kept it all in but can easily take it out on her because "she loves you." Nobody else would put up with your anger issues except her.

2. The repressed, "I have to be good to my wife because I 'love' her. A 'loving'(and/or Christian/other religious) husband can't show her that he's angry or upset or worse, 'hurt.' He must be stronger than that. Otherwise he is not a man." You know, the professional types. Usually they become job manwhores and think that money solves all problems and so wonders why his wife leaves him.

3. The logical and rational man who understands things for what they are, and has learned how to first express his dissatisfaction in a calm and dignified way to those involved, and begins discussions in order to find a reasonable solution. He then takes decisive action to improve his own life or the lives of those around him. This man isn't arrogant enough to believe that what his wife/girlfriends says is unrelated to his own happiness.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 4:22

>>22
Everyone of course wishes to be #3. I think I share both traits of 1. and 2. Passive-aggressive behavior, or something.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 4:26

>>21
Well... I applaud you for not being an attention whore in real life (or maybe you are?) and for posting anonymously. Keeping a journal is okay if you don't try to create a reputation for yourself or get people to remember you for your "woe-is-me"ing, and as long as you only post in moderation.

I guess that's why I come to 4chan... On regular forums that have user accounts, people tend to judge someone not by the content of their post, but by the person who posted it, their post count, etc...

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 16:18

>>23
Heh, of course, we're men, we like to mix it up a little. Everyone will have their moments, but the reason I said it like that was to make one look more ideal than the other. In order to show which one is better to focus on. Repression leads to #1, and denial leads to #2 because they assume that openness is not necessary, they think it's in fact "wrong" to be like that.

>>24
I am somewhat of an attention whore in real life. I'm always talking, always telling jokes. But, I kept a journal almost daily as well, and it helped me understand myself better and how people saw me. It was a way to honestly express what I thought and felt. It was the opposite of denial, and it works wonders for keeping you away from becoming Mr. 1 or 2.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 16:25

>>22
4. The pussy who will never let himself be with anyone because he simply doesn't want to deal with all of the bullshit involved,  necessary traits to have are being fickle and easily able to lose interest in things quickly, and on command.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 22:08

>>26
You know me so well Anonymous!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 22:31

>>27
That is because I was describing which man I am and you and I are the same person, wanna go out?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 23:08

>>28

YES,I DO.I've always thought myself to be a sexy beast :O======

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-09 23:23

>>29
Who needs bitches when we've got each other (which is ourselves) and world4ch? Holy shit do bad things start happening when 4chan dies though.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 11:46

>>28

Depends if you have a penis or not :)

Name: HEY 2007-02-10 13:07

>>31
I LIKE PENISES

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 14:44

>>31
No, I haven't chopped it off yet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 18:33

>>32
Penis is good!


>>33
Chopped off penis is bad.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 21:21

>>34
Yeah thats why I haven't done it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-10 23:06

>>35
Might do it though when I hit 60 and my penis is useless anyways.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-11 13:53

>>36
Well I was hoping that by that point it would have fallen off on its own.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-11 13:54

>>35
Ill have your penis as long as it is attached :)

>>36
As long as you have fun before then it's fine.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-12 5:41

I just ate a soft nectarine. It was fucking soft.

Name: GOD 2007-02-12 9:09

I CAME LOL

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