4chan nerds

You are superior. You are fully evolved internet geeks. And nothing I type in this box could shock or impress you. Please continue masterbating

(insert catchphrase here)

(insert photoshopped picture here)


and we're done

>>1
Masturbating*

I will comply

(...) again.

>>1
The joke is on you becaue I finish masturbating before even connecting to the internet.

>>6
The truely elite are always connected!
So I guess you fail and the joke is on you as well.

>>6
You have to actually connect to the internet when you start up your computer?

Are you still using a 56k?

>>7
>The truely elite are always connected!
Nary before has a more false statement ever been made.

>>8
It's called plugging in cat5, kid.

I AM THE INTERNET, BITCH!

>>9

So you plug it in every time you turn on your computer and want to connect to the internet?

This thread is primarily argumentative and biased toward the original thread creator's standards. I sense feminism with an attack toward the male race. Perhaps some fallcious reasoning within the thread creator's argument.

Know what? just stfu. I've lived long enough to know women have a sex drive and they are like guys. But to tell you the truth, too many of today's youth are fucking degenerates because the pill liberated and the media brainwashed them. It's all about sex these days instead of companionship, isn't it?

Know what? Fuck you.

>>12
I have to disagree with that obsurbed statement. Even though im a healthy horney male specimen, i can hold myself from temptation. And that has gotten really simple.. I dont meet any woman, and i sure hell aint going to persue any.

it is my wish to be

>>11
computer stays on, it has my music and my porn.
>>12
I have to agree.
>>13
Ryan has finally learned his lesson.
>>14
so it shall be done