Artificial Semen Recipe?

Sorry if this belongs in 'how-to's'... but...

Does anyone have a good recipe for articifial semen?

I'm trying to put together a fantasy scene for my sub where she gets covered in vast amounts of animal cum, and as finding the real thing is a bit tricky (and I can only do just *so* much myself, ahem...) I thought I'd try to come up with some artificial recipe which would have the same consistency.

So far I'm thinking egg whites with maybe a dash of icing sugar? I'm trying to get the taste and the texture, plus the stickiness as it dries.

Any suggestions welcome (even the one about seeking counselling...)

Some guy at SA made a thread a few years ago, with pictures.  I think there was cornstarch.  Could buy Jergens lotion or white liquid soap or shampoo.

salt

PISTACHIOSSSSSS

sperm+water

>>2
That's what I was gonna say, liquid soap totally reminds me of it. And it's white and spurts out too, lol.

Well she's gonna be slurping it and stuff... Soap doesn't taste good.

Egg whites wouldn't work.  They stay too clear.  If you tried to make them a solid color, they'd get too fluffy and solid.  Sugar would only dissolve on them.  Try heating up a little corn syrup (on the stove), and add sugar to that slowly.  let it cool down, and mix in water to get it to the right consistancy.  if that doesn't work, jsut get all of your friends to beat off into a jar or something.

I smell the Tension in the AIR.

What would thicken milk? Starch? Gelatin? Maybe try mixing those until you get something of good consitency.

It's crazy that so many people have their own ideas for artificial semen of all things. Personally I wouldn't be able to think of any recipes, but maybe that's just because I'm not a great chef in the kiWHERE IS SARAH CONNOR?

>>11
Huh? Pleae to be explaining how Sarah Conner fits into my artificial semen fantasy.

wikipedia must have an article on it

>>13
Wikipedia knows all!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060912235742AAkeruJ

Google motherfucker!

Also, you can look through this Google results page for more if you're interested:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22fake+semen%22+recipe+how+to+make&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

This recipe for theatrical cum looks like real cum, has no sugar (so as to discourage yeast), and has a neutral taste so that you can really get into the fantasy. Because it contains raw egg white you should make it fresh right before use and discard the leftovers. If you are concerned about using raw egg, either don't swallow it (half the fun!), or use pasteurized egg whites, which can be purchased in most supermarkets. However, fresh egg gives a better consistency.

1 cup water

2 tablespoons cornstarch

1 raw egg white

1 tablespoon plain yogurt

pinch of salt

Dissolve cornstarch in ¼ cup of water and set aside. Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in. Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes, it will be very thick. Cool the mixture thoroughly. If you don't let it cool the egg will get cooked. If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt. Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth. If you want a little more flavor you can add ¼ teaspoon of vanilla extract and some Equal or Splenda for sweetness when you add the egg.

If you don't have a toy to use with this, you can get a squirt bottle (such as is used for ketchup) in supermarkets or kitchen stores. Fill the bottle and put it in the microwave for about fifteen seconds to make it just warm.

What's wrong with actual horse semen?

>>17
do they really sell that