Artificial Semen Recipe?

Sorry if this belongs in 'how-to's'... but...

Does anyone have a good recipe for articifial semen?

I'm trying to put together a fantasy scene for my sub where she gets covered in vast amounts of animal cum, and as finding the real thing is a bit tricky (and I can only do just *so* much myself, ahem...) I thought I'd try to come up with some artificial recipe which would have the same consistency.

So far I'm thinking egg whites with maybe a dash of icing sugar? I'm trying to get the taste and the texture, plus the stickiness as it dries.

Any suggestions welcome (even the one about seeking counselling...)

It's crazy that so many people have their own ideas for artificial semen of all things. Personally I wouldn't be able to think of any recipes, but maybe that's just because I'm not a great chef in the kiWHERE IS SARAH CONNOR?