4CHAN GUIDE TO GIRLS!

A.ASSHOLES
Guys think we’re attracted to assholes because that’s their only defense for when we dump them. When girls are rejected we turn it inward and blame ourselves for not being prettier. That’s our bad, we know. But when dudes are rejected they makes grand statements like, “Women love guys that are assholes, they don’t care about us nice guys!” And then that grand statement spreads like the wave at a Yankees game and next thing you know it’s written in fucking stone because dudes are able to write stuff in stone! Yes, they have that much power.

We don’t want you to push our heads down to your crotch area when you want a blowjob, but we also don’t want you to cry and write shitty emo poetry and paint our portrait in pastels. It’s just that there’s only a teeny wading pool in between the lake of total assholes and the bay of fucking pussies, so sometimes when we’re horny we’ll take what we can get. Ultimately we all want the same things: Good sex ’n’ giggles. So learn how to eat pussy and start memorizing lines from Will Ferrell comedies like your sex life depends on it. Because it does.

I think all women should live as lesbians at least for a few years, as a learning experience.
I'm asking this in all honesty, what would that teach them? Usually (from what I've seen, correct me if I'm wrong) lesbians choose to avoid relationships with men, because they either A. aren't physically attracted to them, or B. they have the idea that men deep down are scum and are actually better off in a permanent relationship with a woman in the long run.

What will they learn when they jump ship to yet another ignorant way of life? Isn't it trading one ignorance for another? They'd merely be exposing themselves to a different set of biases and cultural beliefs that are set in place and heavily enforced thanks to peer pressure and the media.

But if you're saying you can actually learn something good from lesbians, please tell me what it is.