4CHAN GUIDE TO GIRLS!

A.ASSHOLES
Guys think we’re attracted to assholes because that’s their only defense for when we dump them. When girls are rejected we turn it inward and blame ourselves for not being prettier. That’s our bad, we know. But when dudes are rejected they makes grand statements like, “Women love guys that are assholes, they don’t care about us nice guys!” And then that grand statement spreads like the wave at a Yankees game and next thing you know it’s written in fucking stone because dudes are able to write stuff in stone! Yes, they have that much power.

We don’t want you to push our heads down to your crotch area when you want a blowjob, but we also don’t want you to cry and write shitty emo poetry and paint our portrait in pastels. It’s just that there’s only a teeny wading pool in between the lake of total assholes and the bay of fucking pussies, so sometimes when we’re horny we’ll take what we can get. Ultimately we all want the same things: Good sex ’n’ giggles. So learn how to eat pussy and start memorizing lines from Will Ferrell comedies like your sex life depends on it. Because it does.

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Guys, in general, are more likely to go after a girl because of sheer looks.
Of course. Thing is, I rarely hear of guys, even the assholes, who keep women like that around for any reason other than sex. They're not actually fooled into thinking she's great and wonderful. We may be shallow at first but we aren't perpetually blind. We're aware when she's got nothing to offer us other than a good body.

So then what is it women look for in a relationship? A false, made up "connection" with assholes who treat them poorly? Just a fantasy? A guy's standards are simple--either good looks/sex or relationship material with sex. Women seem to settle for and be attracted to the bottom of the barrel--that is, if one is to make the claim that they're not just in it for sex.