4CHAN GUIDE TO GIRLS!

A.ASSHOLES
Guys think we’re attracted to assholes because that’s their only defense for when we dump them. When girls are rejected we turn it inward and blame ourselves for not being prettier. That’s our bad, we know. But when dudes are rejected they makes grand statements like, “Women love guys that are assholes, they don’t care about us nice guys!” And then that grand statement spreads like the wave at a Yankees game and next thing you know it’s written in fucking stone because dudes are able to write stuff in stone! Yes, they have that much power.

We don’t want you to push our heads down to your crotch area when you want a blowjob, but we also don’t want you to cry and write shitty emo poetry and paint our portrait in pastels. It’s just that there’s only a teeny wading pool in between the lake of total assholes and the bay of fucking pussies, so sometimes when we’re horny we’ll take what we can get. Ultimately we all want the same things: Good sex ’n’ giggles. So learn how to eat pussy and start memorizing lines from Will Ferrell comedies like your sex life depends on it. Because it does.

This line from >>41 was awesome:
Why do we all get these big crushes on girls? Because they're hot, or "beautiful", in addition to whatever perceived perfectness we've projected on them.
lolz, so then what do girls perceive as so wonderful and great about the good looking guy? Men aren't idiotic enough to think just because a girl is attractive that she'll be enjoyable company. They go in for one reason only.

Women are the ones who are so incredibly retarted to not know that the "bad boy" will treat her like shit. I mean fuck, even AFTER they get treated like shit they still project the image of perfection on this asshole of a man and call him great, ignoring everything that's happened. They defend the assholes, we don't defend the loser women.

Who you stay with really goes to show just who uses their head and who's shallow.