4CHAN GUIDE TO GIRLS!

A.ASSHOLES
Guys think we’re attracted to assholes because that’s their only defense for when we dump them. When girls are rejected we turn it inward and blame ourselves for not being prettier. That’s our bad, we know. But when dudes are rejected they makes grand statements like, “Women love guys that are assholes, they don’t care about us nice guys!” And then that grand statement spreads like the wave at a Yankees game and next thing you know it’s written in fucking stone because dudes are able to write stuff in stone! Yes, they have that much power.

We don’t want you to push our heads down to your crotch area when you want a blowjob, but we also don’t want you to cry and write shitty emo poetry and paint our portrait in pastels. It’s just that there’s only a teeny wading pool in between the lake of total assholes and the bay of fucking pussies, so sometimes when we’re horny we’ll take what we can get. Ultimately we all want the same things: Good sex ’n’ giggles. So learn how to eat pussy and start memorizing lines from Will Ferrell comedies like your sex life depends on it. Because it does.

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Oh lawd, you're thick. I didn't say you're misusing it, it just seems like you think it holds some complex symbolism that it, in fact, does not. If you really are gay, as you claim, then what part do you hold in this conversation? You'll never have a relationship with a girl, so you really have no reason to post.

You're trying to be sarcastic, you're trying to be funny, you're trying to troll. You're just doing such a terrible job at it. THAT is why I called you a gaiafag. At Gaia, your failure at posting might actually be praised! Here, I sense getting b& out of sheer lameness.

I can see puberty is out of the question for you, so I guess I'll have to be the one to end this.