4CHAN GUIDE TO GIRLS!

A.ASSHOLES
Guys think we’re attracted to assholes because that’s their only defense for when we dump them. When girls are rejected we turn it inward and blame ourselves for not being prettier. That’s our bad, we know. But when dudes are rejected they makes grand statements like, “Women love guys that are assholes, they don’t care about us nice guys!” And then that grand statement spreads like the wave at a Yankees game and next thing you know it’s written in fucking stone because dudes are able to write stuff in stone! Yes, they have that much power.

We don’t want you to push our heads down to your crotch area when you want a blowjob, but we also don’t want you to cry and write shitty emo poetry and paint our portrait in pastels. It’s just that there’s only a teeny wading pool in between the lake of total assholes and the bay of fucking pussies, so sometimes when we’re horny we’ll take what we can get. Ultimately we all want the same things: Good sex ’n’ giggles. So learn how to eat pussy and start memorizing lines from Will Ferrell comedies like your sex life depends on it. Because it does.

>>32
I know what capital sage does, fag. If you'd take a look at my earlier post, you'd notice the email read SAGEFAG. Not that you even know what sage means, as you don't quite seem to grasp its purpose. (Note that I'm not using fag as a default derogatory term here, I mean it literally: any guy who holds so much love for males and hates females is obviously hiding something.)

And it's exactly as I said, then: a failed attempt at sarcasm AND our average Nietzsche-humping teen angstard. BOY HOWDY, are you sure ever a worthy opponent?

For the last time, faggot: wait until your balls drop before you think of replying again. I won't respond to another horribly-worded, logic-twisting excuse for a post. In terms you would understand: you fail, gaiafag.