I want reparations!

Turns out I'm descended from a slave.

Yes it's true.

Not quite 2000 years ago, my ancestors were part of the German Auxiliary Guards for the Emperor Gaius Caligula and later Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus.

As the descendant of a slave, I demand reparations for all the injustices I have had to suffer as the distant relative of someone who was a slave sometime in the past.

I demand immediately:

Cash payment from the Italian government
40 acres of prime Italian Riveria or Wine country, with a mule of course
An official, public apology
First class air tickets to attend the ceremonies
The ability to build a casino on that land
The right to be excused from taxes

All of the rest of us children of slaves should work together to get these reparations!

Maybe we should see if Al Sharpton or Oprah would help us?

I think you should just be hung.

>>2
I think that's a close minded, bigoted attitude.

>>2
I'm hung.....like a horse.

>>1
One of my ancestors was a slave and one of my ancestors was the slave owner who impregnated her. What do I do?

I hope you guys aren't laughing at my pain.

Do you know what it's like living with the pain that ancestors of mine that I never personally met were slaves?

It's ruined my self esteem. I deserve millions of dollars and an easy life because of this.

>>1
2000 years ago we would have had you hanging upsidedown with a fork up your ass

Me too.

about 400 years ago my ancestors were indian slavers in south america. so what?

NO MONEY FOR YOU. GOD DAMN BLAcKIES

niggers

The Mediterranean angle might work, since as everyone knows, the Sicilians are descended from the Moorish invaders of the 12th century, so there should be enough of a nigger link for the nigelite like Oprah and Sharpton to notice.

The nigelite want us to believe that just because your great-great-grandpappy was a slave, you were shortchanged and deserve compensation.  They have set the precedent that the least connection is worthy of being recognized.  Therefore, the least racial connection must apply, too.

I recently came across some 'black sites' asking for reparations, they even go on the streets asking for money. Funny stuff.

>>13
I wouldn't mind paying reparations as long as those receiving such things also accept the surrendering of US citizenship and the shipment back to Africa.  We should strive to return to them ALL that they've lost, eh?