HOW WEEABOO ARE YOU?

1. Is AT LEAST one of your blood grandparents Japanese (answering “yes” nulls your weeaboo-ness)
2. Do you buy/read manga? (Add 2 for “yes)
3. Do you watch anime/manga? (Add 2 for “yes”)
4. Do you play DDR?
5. Do you buy ramen from the Asian food markets?
6. DESU?
7. Have you fapped today?
8. Was it to Asian porn?
9. Hentai?
10. Tentacle hentai?
11. Do you have at least 2 anime posters in your room?
12. Do you argue with your friends about anime?
13. Do you win these arguments?
14. Do you go to Japanese food restaurants just because they’re Japanese?
15. Have you tried learning Japanese for a reason other than business?
16. Was it just to watch anime?
17. Did one of you Japanese friends comment on how bad you were butchering the language?
18. Have you been to an anime/hentai/Japanimation convention?
19. Have you worked at a convention?
20. Was it just for the money? (Treat this “no” as any other “yes” answer)
21. Do you own a Naruto headband/plate/whatever the fuck it’s called?
22. Do you have any clothes with anime characters printed on them?
23. Is this most of your clothing?
24. Do you own a cheap, knock-off kantana?
25. Do you use the ^_^, T_T, ., etc. expressions?
26. Do you have a fetish for Asian men/women?
27. Do you browse 2chan?
28. Is a cat fine, too?

If you scored…
0-3: Not weeaboo
4-7: Slightly weeaboo
8-11: Weeaboo
12-16: Overly weeaboo
17+: FUCKING WEEABOO FAGGOT BECOME AN HERO!

I disagree with #1, as thousands of weeaboos claim to have DIRECT JAPANESE LINEAGE, with their freckles. and blue eyes.

3, but #15 was way back when I was 13. Depending on the day it could be anywhere from 1-4 (frapp, hentai or not).

Anyway, it's well-known that posting or even replying to these topics is fail, so meh.

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If you mean like adding 2 points for every yes answer, then I've got about 4.. possibly six. So, although I'm a fairly insane fan of anime, I'm not weeaboo, since I'm an insane fan of a million other things too. I just tend to be insane with fandom. W/e.

I'm so weeaboo I shit yen