Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, furfags, kikes, and niggers.
We are all gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of Ryan and Veigrn.
For a few days now they have demonstrated their undying love and affection for one another on these boards of 4chan.
So without further ado let us begin their union.
Do you, Ryan, take Veigrn to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor, and cherish, 'till death do you part?
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BATMAN2007-02-01 14:24
Where are you going to suck another Penguin Penis
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Anonymous2007-02-01 14:26
yyeye
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Anonymous2007-02-01 16:08
still havnt gotten any comfirmation yet.
approval still pending
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ryan2007-02-01 16:11
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! you will surly be turned to the GOOD side
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Anonymous2007-02-01 16:13
release the hounds ...
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BATMAN2007-02-01 16:21
Ryan have you ever sat on a Cucumber
and wondered what that reminds you of.
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Anonymous2007-02-01 16:25
I dont know. Why dont you tell me
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BATMAN2007-02-01 16:31
IT will remind you of Penguin Dick
that you have been sucking
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ryan2007-02-01 16:32
oh yea your funny i forgot.. that dosnt really make sense /B/
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BATMAN2007-02-01 16:34
Penguin dick sucker
Leave my Veigrn alone
I love her...........
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Robin2007-02-01 16:36
Oh yea. Penguin Dick Sucker.. Am i suppose to be insulted by this lame remark.
Try Harder Faggot
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Batman2007-02-01 16:38
Penguin... ummm.. Duck... umm.. (Must think about something to top my lame remark off)... SUCKER!!!!
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BATMAN2007-02-01 16:39
ROBIN
My penis hurts, kiss it amke it feel better.
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Anonymous2007-02-01 16:39
Your a Penguin Duck Sucker. gtfout of my FREAD!
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BATMAN2007-02-01 16:40
Rooobin
My penis hurts, kiss it make it feel better.
My penis hurts, kiss it make it feel better.
My penis hurts, kiss it make it feel better.
My penis hurts, kiss it make it feel better.
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Robin2007-02-01 16:40
*Smucks Around Batmans 3.5 inch* "YOUR cum tastes like BAT DROPPINGS"
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BATMAN2007-02-01 16:42
That was my Bat turd
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ryan2007-02-01 16:45
ACCEPT Your Defeat BATMAN. Veigrns Coming home to me Becuase she wants a REAL MAN. Something that isnt Really Heard of in Society.
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BATMAN2007-02-01 16:50
I got Bat Toys in my utility bat belt
for all her holes.
Then I will fill all her holes with my BAT juice
you cant possibly compete with that,
just ask her yourself.......
dhana na na na na naaaa baaaatt maaaannnnnn
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Anonymous2007-02-01 16:56
She has one Hole to suck Dicks. Okay thats one Hole.
She has Another whole For pissing herself out of.
Then She has another Whole to shit her way out of things.
Them Are three Holes. Not including ears and nose. You fuck them TOO NIGGA
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Anonymous2007-02-01 16:59
Woops i forgot
? --> Fuck them too NIGGA?? <--question mark.
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Veigrn2007-02-01 21:11
Ryan, ever since I first met you at Arby's I knew you were "the one". You were so immature back then working the fries all the while playing with your genitals as if noone could see you.
But alas, I was too shy to speak to you. Luckily, I had plenty of pubic hair in my meal, and I interpreted this as a sign from God that we were indeed meant to be together!
So, YES! YES! YES YES! I take you, Ryan, as my husband, my lover, and my lifetime companion!
XOXO
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Priest2007-02-01 21:19
Then by the power vested in me and by the forums of 4chan I hereby pronounce you man and wife. May you continue to cherish one another for the rest of your days loving and caring for one another. You may kiss.
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ryan2007-02-01 21:51
What about the honey moon :\
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Anonymous2007-02-01 23:00
>>62
you have saved this thread from the ashes terrible wit
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Anonymous2007-02-01 23:05
when r u comin on msn....
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Anonymous2007-02-01 23:12
OK I'M BACKa!
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Anonymous2007-02-02 0:15
K WHERE ARE YOU.
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BATMAN2007-02-02 10:06
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
Veigrn how could you.
you married Ryan,
now you will have mutant children.
Half homo half prnguin half Ryan...and half you...
wait that too many half's
you promissed to have my half BAT children...
noooooooooooo.
The BAT is SAD.....
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Anonymous2007-02-03 0:27
The bat needs to fucking die.Gtfo assbat.
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RYAN2007-02-03 0:29
ALRUTE THEN. FUK.. jesus fuk. ITs all about looks for you isnt it. Material Lust piece of shit.
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Anonymous2007-02-03 0:30
Maybe im fat and ugly becuaze im not Happy. Ever put that into perspective you ass fuk
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Anonymous2007-02-03 0:31
I can loose weight whenever i want. Im fucking Athletic and built under nieth the fat.. stuff...
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Anonymous2007-02-03 0:32
In highschool i was the athletic bastard who always won FIRST. I weight nearly 150 pounds when i graduated. now i weigh 175.
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Anonymous2007-02-03 0:32
you ass fag
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Anonymous2007-02-03 0:35
YOUR AN ASSHOLE FUCK YOU
THERES TONS OF WOMEN WHO WOULD LOVE TO DATE A FUKING GOOD LOOKING GUY LIKE ME.