I will wed Ryan & Veigrn

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, furfags, kikes, and niggers.

We are all gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of Ryan and Veigrn.

For a few days now they have demonstrated their undying love and affection for one another on these boards of 4chan.

So without further ado let us begin their union.

Do you, Ryan, take Veigrn to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor, and cherish, 'till death do you part?

Ryan, ever since I first met you at Arby's I knew you were "the one". You were so immature back then working the fries all the while playing with your genitals as if noone could see you.

But alas, I was too shy to speak to you. Luckily, I had plenty of pubic hair in my meal, and I interpreted this as a sign from God that we were indeed meant to be together!

So, YES! YES! YES YES! I take you, Ryan, as my husband, my lover, and my lifetime companion!

XOXO