A Walking Bagle

What if i were to just, i dunnot, just magically turn into a - a giant BAGLE. How many people, and don't be shy 5chan, would stick it in me. And being a bagle, I have no gender. Im just a walking piece of bread with a giant, fuckable hole in me.

I dont know why your using yourslef as an example

U SUCKS

BAGEL*