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What will happen if I put eight painkillers in a glass of vodka and drink it?
The drink will take on special qualities, like the Super-Soldier Serum that produced Captain America. You will be imbued with powers far beyond that of mortal men. You will then put on spandex and fight crime, until that sad day when you're arrested for opposing the government, and then a sniper's bullet will take your life. And then she gives you the goatfinger.