halp list manly attributes

In order to boost my motivation and.... confidence... I intend to induce a delusion in myself of an almost comic book like character who is the epitome of masculinity. So contribute as though you are describing someone. This will involve differences from the normal aswell as attributes, such as never having any pets, ever.

There are some pitfalls with this if you are actually deluded which revolve around over-estimating my own abilities, like delusions of grandeur and over-confidence. Since I will be in control of my delusion I can utilise it where I judge it to be beneficial only. Bear this in mind.

You have the power to get bukkaked by the entire population of men on the Earth tenfold yet still remain able to see.

"My Bukkake Sense Is Tingling!!"

One day you are fapping when a plane full of nuclear waste crashes where you are. You are covered in the waste and George Zimmer appears. He rips out his mighty meat masher and he covers you with his magnificent man juice. The juice and the toxic waste mix and on that night, you become: apprentice George Zimmer.

9 inch cock

>>3

AND despite all of this, you continue to fap until you get off and come :)