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How do you get a girlfriend?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 13:31

I'm willing to throw my computer away..

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 13:32

U phail

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 13:39

lose weight
?
profit

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 13:47

buy on ebay

Name: yo mama 2007-01-23 14:12

stand outside the mall, with a sign
"will work for Blowjob"

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 14:13

Ive alwas BEEN here. im not going to throw it away.

Name: yo mama 2007-01-23 14:26

Kidnap a Girl,
lock her in a room for a year.
make her fuck you for food.

There Instant Girlfriend

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 15:10

>>7
No no, you've got it a little backwards. Points for trying though.

See, you're supposed to be the one who feeds the girl. And pays her too. And gives her gifts. THEN you can fuck her.

Moral of the story: Vaginas cost money.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 15:43

Girlfriend in a can

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 15:45

RAPE is so much better then.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 16:21

bad thing about rape is that you cant recieve head i learnt that the hard way.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 17:24

>>11
You mean date rape, IE. unconscious rape. Yeah. Been there too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 17:30

Find someone over internets. and then meet in real life.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 17:31

>>13
But they always turn out to be boys :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 17:33

>>14
i have pictuers of her

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 17:41

*Throws computer away*

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 18:17

>>15
lol, it's a shop

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 18:19

>>17
what.. r u talking about

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 19:07

>>18
i dont no, wut r u talking about

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 20:08

>>19
he's talking about the hard nigga cocks

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 22:32

>>18
It's a shop. I can tell by the pixels and seeing quite a few shops in my time

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-23 22:33

have you been on the internet yet? there is no need for them

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-31 16:02

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-01 4:19

Mail order bride

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-01 4:25

rohypnol

Name: RedCream 2009-02-01 4:30

If you have to ask you AIN'T GONNA GET.

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