I Own The Food Network.

Yes, me. Not our corporate president and CEO, or any of those shitheads I put in place. How do you guys like what I've done with it? I'll tell you a secret... Every woman ever on The Food Network is my personal sex slave. Even the fat and/or ugly ones, which means most of them (it helps reinforce my authority.) 

you are the alpha cooker..

hail to cooker... may you have all the fat
and ugly woman as you desire...

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B CARFUL

I FAK U SOON

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Wickerd.