I masterbated myself

Cummmm

fapping by yourself. Are you antisocial declined. Suffering from pussy loss. lol.

I fap with good friends, and anyone willing to come in for some xbox

>>2
This is the kind of persecution we masturbators have to struggle with every day.

Us Masturbators should ban together to make a masterbating utopia community. Someplace in Afrika where they give away FREE condoms. INDEED.

>>5
Isn't that wonderful logic? Here, have free condoms! This is to prevent the spread of AIDS and unwanted children! We're "educating you"!

...This coming from a country where 40,000 chldren die each DAY from starvation/malnutrition. Yeah, like condoms are going to help when they don't even understand the purpose of using them.

Why not just say "If you have more than one child you go to a camp for women WHO CAN'T KEEP THEIR FUCKING LEGS CLOSED." God damn, how do you have 16 kids when 15 of them died due to starvation? "Sure honey, let's fuck a lot more. Our last 15 kids all starved to death but if we have another I'm sure we'll have enough food for it!"

I beat off in some waterballons mixed with some salt and throw them at my little brother on those hot summer days. I call them jizz bombs and I can't get arrested for it cuz i'm only 6 and don't know any better.

Salty jizz bombs.Salty jizz bombs.Salty jizz bombs.Salty jizz bombs.Salty jizz bombs.Salty jizz bombs.Salty jizz bombs.Salty jizz bombs.Salty jizz bombs.Salty jizz bombs.Salty jizz bombs.

>>7
omg I'm soo gonna make those and throw them at random females I see.

pronmounced.. mar-stir-bait

pronmounced.. pron-mounced

lol